Collection: Naughty Greeting Cards
Make them blush, gasp, or spit out their drink.
Our collection of naughty greeting cards isn’t just raunchy—it’s hilariously relatable, wildly inappropriate, and perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, breakups, or just to cause chaos.
Snarky, spicy, and 100% sleazy—because life’s too short for boring cards.
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UFO Penis Outta This World
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I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men
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As Nice As My Butt
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Things I Love About You
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Pizza Dat Ass
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Glaze My Hole
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Excellent In Bed
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With All My Boobs
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I Wish I Were An Octopus
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Really Nice Bonus
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Merry Ass-Mas
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Give Me Your Cock
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Suck On My Titties
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Wanna Get Laid
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Do Me In Every Paw-sition
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I Want You Right Meow
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Saint Dickolas
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Can't Believe Your Sperm Won
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Banana Love
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Get Your Dick Ready
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