In Dog Years You're Dead
4 Out Of 5 Dogs Love That It's Your Birthday
Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You Are My Favorite
You Blow This And I'll Blow You
Yoga Reduces Stress But So Does Drinking Wine In Yoga Pants
Look At You Turning 30 And Shit
Happy Birthday Grey Pubes
You're Fucking Amazing
If Cats Could Send Birthday Cards They Wouldn't
Happy Birthday You Were Once Just A Speck Of Jizz
I Like My Men Like I Like My Coffee
You Are Cordially Invited To The Party In My Pants
Holy Shit You Made A Human
Nothing Butt Thanks
Im Sorry I Called You Old
A Big Ass Thank you Card
Have A Dope Birthday
Happy Birthday Get Your Dick Ready
Lets Just Pretend This Was On Time
Joe Biden Father's Day
Are You Drunk
Clever Little Shit
Congrats You Survived Another 365 Days
Helping Me Climax
