Tara & Brian—your favorite couple known for sharing hilarious pick-up lines all over social media—teamed up with Sleazy Greetings to create six greeting cards guaranteed to make your partner blush, laugh, or question your sanity. Each card features one of Tara’s actual pickup lines on the front, followed by a punchline so inappropriate, you’ll want to hide behind your hat like Brian.

These cards are perfect for anniversaries, date nights, or just surprising your partner with something so wrong it feels right. Whether you're the flirty one or the forever-blushing one, there's a card in here for you.

We can’t promise these cards will spice up your relationship—but we can promise at least six “OMG, honey!” moments.

Enjoy!