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Sleazy Greetings funny Father’s Day greeting card featuring a cute blue car on fire with the humorous message “When In Doubt, Call Dad” on a light blue background, displayed with a kraft envelope for a funny and relatable Father’s Day gift.

Sleazy Greetings funny Father’s Day greeting card featuring a cute blue car on fire with the humorous message “When In Doubt, Call Dad” on a light blue background, displayed with a kraft envelope for a funny and relatable Father’s Day gift.

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Call Dad | Funny Father's Day Card

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny Father’s Day card featuring childlike doodles and rainbow artwork beside the phrase ‘Dad, Thank You for Loving Me Even Though I Was a Little Shit.’ Cute chaotic dad-humor card with wholesome gremlin energy, playful handwritten aesthetics, and aggressively honest childhood appreciation vibes.

Sleazy Greetings funny Father’s Day card featuring childlike doodles and rainbow artwork beside the phrase ‘Dad, Thank You for Loving Me Even Though I Was a Little Shit.’ Cute chaotic dad-humor card with wholesome gremlin energy, playful handwritten aesthetics, and aggressively honest childhood appreciation vibes.

Even Though I Was A Little Shit | Funny Father's Day Card

Even Though I Was A Little Shit | Funny Father's Day Card

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a bright yellow bird wearing a party hat on a branch with colorful confetti, with the sarcastic joke “A Little Birdie Told Me It Was Your Birthday... And I Was Like ‘Fuck Me, It’s a Talking Bird,’” paired with a kraft envelope.

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a bright yellow bird wearing a party hat on a branch with colorful confetti, with the sarcastic joke “A Little Birdie Told Me It Was Your Birthday... And I Was Like ‘Fuck Me, It’s a Talking Bird,’” paired with a kraft envelope.

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Little Birdie | Funny Birthday Card

$ 6.00 USD

Funny vintage-style birthday card by Sleazy Greetings. Kids lying on grass spot clouds that spell “Happy Birthday Fuckin Bitch.” Bold, edgy humor. Includes kraft envelope.

Funny vintage-style birthday card by Sleazy Greetings. Kids lying on grass spot clouds that spell “Happy Birthday Fuckin Bitch.” Bold, edgy humor. Includes kraft envelope.

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Happy Birthday Fuckin Bitch - Vintage Funny Birthday Card

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny graduation card featuring “I’m So Fucking Proud Of You” humor with graduation caps, diploma illustrations, and bold celebratory typography for a sarcastic yet supportive graduation gift. Printed on premium matte cardstock with kraft envelope.

Sleazy Greetings funny graduation card featuring “I’m So Fucking Proud Of You” humor with graduation caps, diploma illustrations, and bold celebratory typography for a sarcastic yet supportive graduation gift. Printed on premium matte cardstock with kraft envelope.

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Fucking Proud Of You | Funny Congratulations Card

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring “I almost didn’t buy you this card because it was five fucking bucks” humor with chaotic party reindeer illustration on premium matte cardstock with kraft envelope.

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring “I almost didn’t buy you this card because it was five fucking bucks” humor with chaotic party reindeer illustration on premium matte cardstock with kraft envelope.

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Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card size guide showing 5x7 inch dimensions, featuring “I almost didn’t buy you this card because it was five fucking bucks” humor on premium matte cardstock.

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card with rude reindeer humor and “I almost didn’t buy you this card because it was five fucking bucks” joke, featuring peel-and-stick kraft envelope packaging and premium matte cardstock greeting card design.

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card with rude reindeer humor and “I almost didn’t buy you this card because it was five fucking bucks” joke, featuring peel-and-stick kraft envelope packaging and premium matte cardstock greeting card design.

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card with rude reindeer humor and “I almost didn’t buy you this card because it was five fucking bucks” joke, featuring peel-and-stick kraft envelope packaging and premium matte cardstock greeting card design.

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card with rude reindeer humor and “I almost didn’t buy you this card because it was five fucking bucks” joke, featuring peel-and-stick kraft envelope packaging and premium matte cardstock greeting card design.

Five Fucking Bucks Birthday | Funny Birthday Card

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny Father’s Day greeting card featuring flying dollar bills and stacks of cash with the humorous message “Happy Father’s Day From Your Favorite Financial Burden,” displayed with a kraft envelope for a funny and relatable Father’s Day gift from son or daughter.

Sleazy Greetings funny Father’s Day greeting card featuring flying dollar bills and stacks of cash with the humorous message “Happy Father’s Day From Your Favorite Financial Burden,” displayed with a kraft envelope for a funny and relatable Father’s Day gift from son or daughter.

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Financial Burden | Funny Father's Day Card

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny graduation card featuring “Look At You All Clever and Shit” humor with adorable smiling poop illustration wearing a graduation cap, diploma celebration design, and sarcastic congratulatory comedy on premium matte cardstock with kraft envelope.

Sleazy Greetings funny graduation card featuring “Look At You All Clever and Shit” humor with adorable smiling poop illustration wearing a graduation cap, diploma celebration design, and sarcastic congratulatory comedy on premium matte cardstock with kraft envelope.

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Clever And Shit | Funny Congratulations Card

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny wedding and engagement congratulations card featuring elegant typography on a white background with hearts and arrows that reads “May All Your Ups And Downs Be Only In The Bedroom. Congrats!” paired with a kraft envelope.

Sleazy Greetings funny wedding and engagement congratulations card featuring elegant typography on a white background with hearts and arrows that reads “May All Your Ups And Downs Be Only In The Bedroom. Congrats!” paired with a kraft envelope.

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Be Only In The Bedroom | Funny Wedding Card

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny engagement card featuring a diamond ring and the phrase “Congrats on Making the Jump from Ho to Housewife,” a humorous engagement, bridal shower, bachelorette party, or wedding congratulations card for brides-to-be, fiancées, best friends, sisters, or newly engaged couples.

Sleazy Greetings funny engagement card featuring a diamond ring and the phrase “Congrats on Making the Jump from Ho to Housewife,” a humorous engagement, bridal shower, bachelorette party, or wedding congratulations card for brides-to-be, fiancées, best friends, sisters, or newly engaged couples.

Ho To Housewife | Funny Wedding Card

Ho To Housewife | Funny Wedding Card

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny wedding card featuring a tall floral wedding cake with a bride and groom topper on a soft green background, with the sarcastic marriage message “To Have and To Hold Until You’re Both Fucking Old,” paired with a kraft envelope.

Sleazy Greetings funny wedding card featuring a tall floral wedding cake with a bride and groom topper on a soft green background, with the sarcastic marriage message “To Have and To Hold Until You’re Both Fucking Old,” paired with a kraft envelope.

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Until You're Both Fucking Old | Funny Wedding Card

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny Father’s Day greeting card featuring a broken piggy bank spilling coins on a teal background with the joke “Dad, I Can Never Repay You. Literally.” paired with a kraft envelope.

Sleazy Greetings funny Father’s Day greeting card featuring a broken piggy bank spilling coins on a teal background with the joke “Dad, I Can Never Repay You. Literally.” paired with a kraft envelope.

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Dad I Can Never Repay You | Funny Father's Day Card

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny adult birthday card featuring black-and-white cats on a pink background with the sarcastic message “5 Out Of 6 Cats Think You’re A Cunt,” paired with a kraft envelope.

Sleazy Greetings funny adult birthday card featuring black-and-white cats on a pink background with the sarcastic message “5 Out Of 6 Cats Think You’re A Cunt,” paired with a kraft envelope.

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5 Cats Think You're A Cunt | Funny Birthday Card

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings Deez Nuts Squirrel Pop Up Birthday Card - Funny Birthday Card for Men Women - Squirrel 3D Greeting Cards 5x7 Inch

Sleazy Greetings Deez Nuts Squirrel Pop Up Birthday Card - Funny Birthday Card for Men Women - Squirrel 3D Greeting Cards 5x7 Inch

Sleazy Greetings Deez Nuts Squirrel Pop Up Birthday Card - Funny Birthday Card for Men Women - Squirrel 3D Greeting Cards 5x7 Inch

Sleazy Greetings Deez Nuts Squirrel Pop Up Birthday Card - Funny Birthday Card for Men Women - Squirrel 3D Greeting Cards 5x7 Inch

Sleazy Greetings Deez Nuts Squirrel Pop Up Birthday Card - Funny Birthday Card for Men Women - Squirrel 3D Greeting Cards 5x7 Inch

Sleazy Greetings Deez Nuts Squirrel Pop Up Birthday Card - Funny Birthday Card for Men Women - Squirrel 3D Greeting Cards 5x7 Inch

Sleazy Greetings Deez Nuts Squirrel Pop Up Birthday Card - Funny Birthday Card for Men Women - Squirrel 3D Greeting Cards 5x7 Inch

Sleazy Greetings Deez Nuts Squirrel Pop Up Birthday Card - Funny Birthday Card for Men Women - Squirrel 3D Greeting Cards 5x7 Inch

$ 6.00 USD

A Birthday?! In This Economy? | Funny Birthday Card

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring minimalist bold typography that says ‘A Birthday?! In This Economy? How Bold of You.’ Chaotic modern-humor birthday card with dry sarcastic energy, clean minimalist design, and aggressively financially exhausted gremlin vibes.

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A Birthday?! In This Economy? | Funny Birthday Card

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a goofy cartoon rooster beside the phrase ‘Who Doesn’t Want a Little Cock on Their Birthday?’ Playful adult humor greeting card with bright party colors, cheeky innuendo, and absurd barnyard comedy vibes.

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a goofy cartoon rooster beside the phrase ‘Who Doesn’t Want a Little Cock on Their Birthday?’ Playful adult humor greeting card with bright party colors, cheeky innuendo, and absurd barnyard comedy vibes.

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Who Doesn't Want A Little Cock | Funny Birthday Card

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a colorful floral pattern filled with illustrated flowers and leaves, with a banner across the center that reads “Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch,” paired with a kraft envelope.

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a colorful floral pattern filled with illustrated flowers and leaves, with a banner across the center that reads “Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch,” paired with a kraft envelope.

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Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch | Funny Birthday Card

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a walker decorated with tennis balls on the front legs surrounded by colorful confetti, with the age-related joke “Your Chariot Awaits. Happy Birthday!” paired with a kraft envelope.

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a walker decorated with tennis balls on the front legs surrounded by colorful confetti, with the age-related joke “Your Chariot Awaits. Happy Birthday!” paired with a kraft envelope.

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Your Chariot Awaits | Funny Birthday Card

$ 6.00 USD

Im Sorry I Called You Old | Funny Birthday Card

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a birthday cake covered in colorful lit candles on a blue background, with the sarcastic age joke “I’m Sorry I Called You Old. I Thought You Knew,” paired with a kraft envelope.

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Im Sorry I Called You Old | Funny Birthday Card

$ 6.00 USD

Tit's A Puzzle - 1000 Piece Boob Themed Jigsaw Puzzle

Tit's A Puzzle - 1000 Piece Boob Themed Jigsaw Puzzle

Tit's A Puzzle - 1000 Piece Boob Themed Jigsaw Puzzle

Tit's A Puzzle - 1000 Piece Boob Themed Jigsaw Puzzle

Tit's A Puzzle - 1000 Piece Boob Themed Jigsaw Puzzle

This image features "Tit's A Puzzle," on a wooden table top. Tit's a Puzzle is a humorous puzzle game designed for adults. The puzzle features a display a vibrant and playful assortment of hidden illustrated breasts and boobies.

This image features people playing "Tit's A Puzzle," a challenging and humorous puzzle game designed for adults. The box cover displays a vibrant and playful assortment of illustrated breasts and boobies, with a prominent title treatment that reads "Tit's A Puzzle" in bold, light pink letters against a pink background.

This image features someone playing "Tit's A Puzzle," a humorous puzzle game designed for adults. The puzzle features a display a vibrant and playful assortment of hidden illustrated breasts and boobies.

Tit's A Puzzle - 1000 Piece Boob Themed Jigsaw Puzzle

Tit's A Puzzle - 1000 Piece Boob Themed Jigsaw Puzzle

Tit's A Puzzle - 1000 Piece Boob Themed Jigsaw Puzzle

Tit's A Puzzle - 1000 Piece Boob Themed Jigsaw Puzzle

Tit's A Puzzle - 1000 Piece Boob Themed Jigsaw Puzzle

Tit's A Puzzle - 1000 Piece Boob Themed Jigsaw Puzzle

Tit's A Puzzle - 1000 Piece Boob Themed Jigsaw Puzzle

Tit's A Puzzle - 1000 Piece Boob Themed Jigsaw Puzzle

Tit's A Puzzle - 1000 Piece Boob Themed Jigsaw Puzzle

Tit's A Puzzle - 1000 Piece Boob Themed Jigsaw Puzzle

Tit's A Puzzle - 1000 Piece Boob Themed Jigsaw Puzzle

Tit's A Puzzle - 1000 Piece Boob Themed Jigsaw Puzzle

Tit's A Puzzle - 1000 Piece Boob Themed Jigsaw Puzzle

Tit's A Puzzle - 1000 Piece Boob Themed Jigsaw Puzzle

$ 25.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny cat birthday card featuring a grumpy orange cat wearing a party hat on a bright yellow and pink background, with torn paper and a destroyed envelope beside it, and the joke “If Cats Could Send Birthday Cards, They Wouldn’t,” paired with a kraft envelope.

Sleazy Greetings funny cat birthday card featuring a grumpy orange cat wearing a party hat on a bright yellow and pink background, with torn paper and a destroyed envelope beside it, and the joke “If Cats Could Send Birthday Cards, They Wouldn’t,” paired with a kraft envelope.

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If Cats Could Send Birthday Cards They Wouldn't | Funny Birthday Card

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a collection of illustrated butts in every shape and color surrounding the phrase “Happy Birthday Sweet Cheeks!” a hilarious birthday card for best friends, sisters, brothers, coworkers, husbands, wives, or anyone who appreciates cheeky humor, butt jokes, playful wordplay, and birthday wishes guaranteed to crack a smile.

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring an open greeting card and the phrase “I Hope You Have Buttloads of Fun!” a humorous birthday card for friends, family, coworkers, kids, teens, or anyone who appreciates silly wordplay, lighthearted humor, and birthday wishes that leave plenty of room for a personal message inside.

Sweet Cheeks | Funny Birthday Card

$ 6.00 USD

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Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a collection of illustrated butts in every shape and color surrounding the phrase “Happy Birthday Sweet Cheeks!” a hilarious birthday card for best friends, sisters, brothers, coworkers, husbands, wives, or anyone who appreciates cheeky humor, butt jokes, playful wordplay, and birthday wishes guaranteed to crack a smile.

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a collection of illustrated butts in every shape and color surrounding the phrase “Happy Birthday Sweet Cheeks!” a hilarious birthday card for best friends, sisters, brothers, coworkers, husbands, wives, or anyone who appreciates cheeky humor, butt jokes, playful wordplay, and birthday wishes guaranteed to crack a smile.

Sweet Cheeks | Funny Birthday Card

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a collection of illustrated boobs in every shape and size surrounding the phrase “Tit’s Your Birthday,” a hilarious birthday card for best friends, sisters, coworkers, wives, girlfriends, breast cancer survivors, or anyone who appreciates clever puns, body-positive humor, and laugh-out-loud birthday wishes.

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a collection of illustrated boobs in every shape and size surrounding the phrase “Tit’s Your Birthday,” a hilarious birthday card for best friends, sisters, coworkers, wives, girlfriends, breast cancer survivors, or anyone who appreciates clever puns, body-positive humor, and laugh-out-loud birthday wishes.

Tit's Your Birthday | Funny Birthday Card

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a bright yellow bird wearing a party hat on a branch with colorful confetti, with the sarcastic joke “A Little Birdie Told Me It Was Your Birthday... And I Was Like ‘Fuck Me, It’s a Talking Bird,’” paired with a kraft envelope.

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a bright yellow bird wearing a party hat on a branch with colorful confetti, with the sarcastic joke “A Little Birdie Told Me It Was Your Birthday... And I Was Like ‘Fuck Me, It’s a Talking Bird,’” paired with a kraft envelope.

Little Birdie | Funny Birthday Card

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a collection of illustrated penises in every shape, size, and style surrounding the phrase “Have a Willy Great Birthday,” a hilarious birthday card for best friends, husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, coworkers, bachelor party guests, or anyone who appreciates cheeky adult humor, penis puns, and laugh-out-loud birthday wishes.

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a collection of illustrated penises in every shape, size, and style surrounding the phrase “Have a Willy Great Birthday,” a hilarious birthday card for best friends, husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, coworkers, bachelor party guests, or anyone who appreciates cheeky adult humor, penis puns, and laugh-out-loud birthday wishes.

Have A Willy Great Birthday | Funny Birthday Card

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a pair of aging saggy boobs and the phrase “Another Year Closer,” a hilariously cheeky birthday card for best friends, sisters, coworkers, wives, girlfriends, or anyone with a great sense of humor who can laugh about getting older, gravity doing its thing, and another birthday passing by.

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a pair of aging saggy boobs and the phrase “Another Year Closer,” a hilariously cheeky birthday card for best friends, sisters, coworkers, wives, girlfriends, or anyone with a great sense of humor who can laugh about getting older, gravity doing its thing, and another birthday passing by.

Saggy Boobs | Funny Birthday Card

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny minimalist greeting card featuring bold white typography on a solid black background that reads, “Here’s Your Damn Card.” A sarcastic and straightforward card perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or any occasion when you just need to hand over a card. Displayed with a kraft envelope against a soft yellow background.

Sleazy Greetings funny minimalist greeting card featuring bold white typography on a solid black background that reads, “Here’s Your Damn Card.” A sarcastic and straightforward card perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or any occasion when you just need to hand over a card. Displayed with a kraft envelope against a soft yellow background.

Here's Your Damn Card | Funny Birthday Card

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny love greeting card featuring the phrase “You’re the Only One I Want to Annoy Forever,” a humorous anniversary, Valentine’s Day, wedding, or romantic relationship card for boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or partner.

Sleazy Greetings funny love greeting card featuring the phrase “You’re the Only One I Want to Annoy Forever,” a humorous anniversary, Valentine’s Day, wedding, or romantic relationship card for boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or partner.

Annoy You Forever | Funny Valentine's Day

$ 6.00 USD

Sleazy Greetings funny Valentine's Day greeting card featuring hot chocolate and marshmallows with the phrase “We’re Like Hot Chocolate and Marshmallows,” a humorous romantic card for boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, anniversary, or love celebration.

Sleazy Greetings funny Valentine's Day greeting card featuring hot chocolate and marshmallows with the phrase “We’re Like Hot Chocolate and Marshmallows,” a humorous romantic card for boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, anniversary, or love celebration.

Hot Chocolate and Marshmallows | Funny Valentine's Day

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Sleazy Greetings funny love greeting card featuring a large illustrated beard and the affectionate message “I Love You, You Sexy Bearded Man Beast,” displayed with a kraft envelope for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, husband, boyfriend, fiancé, or bearded partner greeting card.

Sleazy Greetings funny love greeting card featuring a large illustrated beard and the affectionate message “I Love You, You Sexy Bearded Man Beast,” displayed with a kraft envelope for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, husband, boyfriend, fiancé, or bearded partner greeting card.

Sexy Bearded Man | Funny Valentine's Day

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Sleazy Greetings funny love card featuring a cute pink octopus blowing a kiss on a deep blue background. The card reads, “I Wish I Were an Octopus So I Had More Hands to Touch Your Butt With,” combining adorable artwork with cheeky romantic humor. Displayed with a kraft envelope, this playful relationship card is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, partner, Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or anyone who enjoys silly puns and affectionate adult humor.

Sleazy Greetings funny love card featuring a cute pink octopus blowing a kiss on a deep blue background. The card reads, “I Wish I Were an Octopus So I Had More Hands to Touch Your Butt With,” combining adorable artwork with cheeky romantic humor. Displayed with a kraft envelope, this playful relationship card is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, partner, Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or anyone who enjoys silly puns and affectionate adult humor.

I Wish I Were An Octopus | Funny Valentine's Day Card

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Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a colorful floral pattern filled with illustrated flowers and leaves, with a banner across the center that reads “Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch,” paired with a kraft envelope.

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a colorful floral pattern filled with illustrated flowers and leaves, with a banner across the center that reads “Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch,” paired with a kraft envelope.

Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch | Funny Birthday Card

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Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a dinosaur fossil excavation and the phrase “Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil,” a hilarious birthday card for friends, family, coworkers, husbands, wives, siblings, paleontology lovers, dinosaur fans, or anyone getting older and deserving a good-natured roast about their age.

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a dinosaur fossil excavation and the phrase “Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil,” a hilarious birthday card for friends, family, coworkers, husbands, wives, siblings, paleontology lovers, dinosaur fans, or anyone getting older and deserving a good-natured roast about their age.

Fucking Fossil | Funny Birthday Card

$ 6.00 USD

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