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you'll need an extra pair of pants. 
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Roses die, our cards last forever.

Valentine's Day Collection

SWIPE RIGHT ON OUR CARDS

EVERY PAGE,

A REMINDER THAT YOU'RE A TOTAL BADASS

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CHRISTMAS COLLECTION

DECK THE HALLS . . . with sarcasm

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Get ready to piece together some serious fun—91 boobs, 1,000 pieces, endless laughs!

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Dark Humor 
1970's CARDS

Nostalgia meets hilarity with these vintage-style cards.

Discover the Dark Side

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This ain't your average soap. Meet the Big Ol' Potato Soap— Shaped like a real potato, this soap is as practical as it is ridiculous making it the perfect gag gift.

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