Merry Christmas Cunt | Funny Christmas Card

Merry Christmas Cunt | Funny Christmas Card

Name: Merry Christmas Cunt | Funny Christmas Card
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: SG001189
Price: 6.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

SG001189

$ 6.00 USD

Quantity

915 LEFT. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when they’re gone.

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Spread some holiday cheer (or shock) with the Merry Christmas Cunt card. This funny Christmas card playfully implies that the recipient is a bit of a "cunt," making it perfect for those with a playful sense of humor. Give the gift of laughter this holiday season!

Celebrate the holidays with a touch of humor! Remind your loved ones that it's Christmas day. Made from durable card stock with a matte finish, this card offers a festive texture and high-quality feel with blank inside for you to write. Printed in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, this card comes with a matching kraft envelope crafted from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Spread the holiday spirit with a good laugh and a hint of Christmas magic!

- Perfect gift for family members, friends, or significant others
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)

FAQs

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What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.