Merry Christmas Cunt | Funny Christmas Card

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.Ā 

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$ 6.00 USD
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Spread some holiday cheer (or shock) with the Merry Christmas Cunt card. This funny Christmas card playfully implies that the recipient is a bit of a "cunt," making it perfect for those with a playful sense of humor. Give the gift of laughter this holiday season!

Celebrate the holidays with a touch of humor! Remind your loved ones that it's Christmas day. Made from durable card stock with a matte finish, this card offers a festive texture and high-quality feel with blank inside for you to write. Printed in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, this card comes with a matching kraft envelope crafted from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Spread the holiday spirit with a good laugh and a hint of Christmas magic!

- Perfect gift for family members,Ā friends, orĀ significant others
-Ā Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
-Ā Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
-Ā Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
-Ā Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)

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What is your shipping policy?

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We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

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Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?Ā 

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Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

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Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

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The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

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Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

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Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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