Big Age, Big Attitude: Milestone Birthday Cards

Getting older is inevitable—handling it with humor is a choice. Whether they're turning 30, 40, 50, or entering 'might as well start napping at 3 PM' territory, we’ve got the perfect card to remind them that time stops for no one… but sarcasm is forever. Celebrate (or roast) their big day with a card that says, “Congrats on surviving this long” in the most entertaining way possible.