I Can't Feel My Legs

Name: I Can't Feel My Legs
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
Price: 5.5 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

SG000734

$ 5.50 USD

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Celebrate the holidays with a touch of humor and a dash of sassiness! Remind your loved ones that it's Christmas day. Made from durable card stock with a matte finish, this card offers a festive texture and high-quality feel with blank inside for you to write. Printed in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, this card comes with a matching kraft envelope crafted from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Spread the holiday spirit with a good laugh and a hint of Christmas magic!

- Perfect gift for family members, friends, or significant others
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)

You bring the occasion.
we bring the chuckles.

Let customers speak for us

from 178 reviews

Good quality, quick shipping

Received my Pain in the Ass cactus card super quick , well packaged. The cardstock quality was great better than expected. No smears with writing in pen:) highly recommend!

K.C.

Sleazy Greetings

04/20/2024

Good quality and arrived quickly as promised!

Laurie

I Looked Everywhere For The Perfect Gift

02/24/2024

Best Customer Service. Ever.

Literally, excellent customer service. I wish every day was a holiday so I had a reason to buy more cards from them’

C.T.

Sleazy Greetings

02/15/2024

Sleazy Cards are amazing.

I have bought 2 cards from this company so far, but will definitely be a long term shopper! These cards are amazing quality, to be honest I was even impressed by the envelopes.
I love these cards. You won't be disappointed. What you see, is what you get.

C.B.

Sleazy Greetings

02/01/2024

Favorite Cards!

Perfect cards for every occasion! They keep me and everyone I give them to laughing! They arrive fast too!

C.F.

Sleazy Greetings

01/17/2024

Great seller, fast shipping and really funny card

Janet

Never Gonna Stop Being Joyful To You Bitch

12/04/2023