The 69 Best Selling Greeting Cards

We crunched the numbers, consulted the experts, and, most importantly, laughed way too hard—these are the 69 best-selling cards that our customers just can’t resist. Whether it’s the perfect roast, a little in-your-face sarcasm, or something so wrong it’s right, this collection is stacked with our most-loved (and slightly unhinged) favorites.

  • Leonardo Dicaprio

    Leonardo Dicaprio

    Leonardo Dicaprio

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Snoring Loud As Fuck Heart

    Snoring Loud As Fuck Heart

    Snoring Loud As Fuck Heart

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Here's Your Damn Card - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

    Here's Your Damn Card

    Here's Your Damn Card

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • funny butt birthday card sweet cheeks ass

    Sweet Cheeks

    Sweet Cheeks

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Pregnancy Test Prank

    Pregnancy Test Prank

    Pregnancy Test Prank

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • No Drugs No Jail Time

    No Drugs No Jail Time

    No Drugs No Jail Time

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Happy Little Birthday

    Happy Little Birthday

    Happy Little Birthday

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • High AF

    High AF

    High AF

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch

    Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch

    Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Financial Burden

    Financial Burden

    Financial Burden

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Damn

    Damn

    Damn

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Your Chariot Awaits

    Your Chariot Awaits

    Your Chariot Awaits

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Im Sorry You Are Old Card

    Im Sorry I Called You Old

    Im Sorry I Called You Old

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • funny tit's your birthday boob card

    Tit's Your Birthday

    Tit's Your Birthday

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • No One Watches TV

    No One Watches TV

    No One Watches TV

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Samuel L Jackson Birthday Card

    Happy Birthday Motherfucker

    Happy Birthday Motherfucker

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Little Birdie

    Little Birdie

    Little Birdie

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Kermit Old AF

    Kermit Old AF

    Kermit Old AF

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Filled With Many Activities

    Filled With Many Activities

    Filled With Many Activities

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • I'd Sniff You First

    I'd Sniff You First

    I'd Sniff You First

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD