The 69 Best Selling Greeting Cards

We crunched the numbers, consulted the experts, and, most importantly, laughed way too hard—these are the 69 best-selling cards that our customers just can’t resist. Whether it’s the perfect roast, a little in-your-face sarcasm, or something so wrong it’s right, this collection is stacked with our most-loved (and slightly unhinged) favorites.

  • No Drugs No Jail Time

    No Drugs No Jail Time

    No Drugs No Jail Time

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Joe Biden Father's Day

    Joe Biden Father's Day

    Joe Biden Father's Day

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Joe Biden Forgets

    Joe Biden Forgets

    Joe Biden Forgets

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Lie Detector Test

    Lie Detector Test

    Lie Detector Test

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Sexy Bearded Man

    Sexy Bearded Man

    Sexy Bearded Man

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • In Dog Years Youre Dead Card

    In Dog Years You're Dead

    In Dog Years You're Dead

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Crocs And Socks

    Crocs And Socks

    Crocs And Socks

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • I Turned Out Great

    I Turned Out Great

    I Turned Out Great

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • funny cat birthday card mouse

    Dead Mouse

    Dead Mouse

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • funny pinata birthday card for adult

    Oh Shit Piñata

    Oh Shit Piñata

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Fucking Fossil

    Fucking Fossil

    Fucking Fossil

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Leonardo Dicaprio

    Leonardo Dicaprio

    Leonardo Dicaprio

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Chestnuts Roasting

    Chestnuts Roasting

    Chestnuts Roasting

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Can't Stop Me From Wishing You Happy Birthday

    Can't Stop Me From Wishing You Happy Birthday

    Can't Stop Me From Wishing You Happy Birthday

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • dwanye the rock johnson with a party hat

    Hope Your Birthday Rocks

    Hope Your Birthday Rocks

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Holy Shit What A Year

    Holy Shit What A Year

    Holy Shit What A Year

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • You Pussy Ass Bitch

    You Pussy Ass Bitch

    You Pussy Ass Bitch

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • No One Watches TV

    No One Watches TV

    No One Watches TV

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Buttloads Of Fun

    Buttloads Of Fun

    Buttloads Of Fun

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD
  • Merry Christmas Asshole

    Merry Christmas Asshole

    Merry Christmas Asshole

    $ 6.00 USD
    $ 6.00 USD