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We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.
Are the packages discreet?
Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.
How much is shipping?
Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.
Where are your cards made?
Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.
How big are your cards?
The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.
Does it come with an envelope?
Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.
Do you offer personalization?
Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.
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