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Saint Dickolas

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

SG000067
$ 5.50 USD
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This profane funny Christmas card is perfect for surprising your girlfriend, partner, fiancé, or wife with a playful message from Saint Dickolas. Made from high-quality card stock and coated with a beautiful matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and a sturdy feel. This card features a printed message inside that reads, "Merry Christmas! I'm going to cum down your chimney" with space for personalization below the message. Measuring 5" x 7", this card is the perfect size to send in the included kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock. 

- Writing on inside, "Merry Christmas! I'm going to cum down your chimney."
- Perfect gift for girlfriend, wife, fiancée, or significant other
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)

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What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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