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Santa Saw Search History | Funny Christmas Card

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

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Get ready to jingle all the way with this hilarious Christmas card! Featuring Santa himself snooping through his naughty list—also known as your search history—this card perfectly captures that cheeky moment when the big guy catches you red-handed. It’s the ideal way to add a naughty twist to your holiday greetings and keep the laughs coming at every gift exchange. Perfect for anyone who loves a bit of mischievous fun this season!

Celebrate the holidays with a touch of humor and a dash of naughtiness! Remind your loved ones that it's Christmas day. Made from durable card stock with a matte finish, this card offers a festive texture and high-quality feel with blank inside for you to write. Printed in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, this card comes with a matching kraft envelope crafted from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Spread the holiday spirit with a good laugh and a hint of Christmas magic!

- Perfect gift for family members, friends, or significant others
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Receive 1 envelope made of sturdy kraft paper and with a self-sealing (peel and stick) adhesive strip.

 

Frequently Asked Questions

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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