Sleazy Greetings funny Christmas card featuring the phrase ‘Blowing You Christmas Kisses’ with a cheeky snowman illustration showing a rounded backside while smoking a pipe and wearing a top hat and scarf. Humorous holiday greeting card with snowflake accents, winter artwork, and a kraft envelope included.
Sleazy Greetings funny Christmas card featuring the phrase ‘Blowing You Christmas Kisses’ with a cheeky snowman illustration showing a rounded backside while smoking a pipe and wearing a top hat and scarf. Humorous holiday greeting card with snowflake accents, winter artwork, and a kraft envelope included.
blank pages inside the card
Sleazy Greetings funny Christmas card featuring the phrase ‘Blowing You Christmas Kisses’ with a cheeky snowman illustration showing a rounded backside while smoking a pipe and wearing a top hat and scarf. Humorous holiday greeting card with snowflake accents, winter artwork, and a kraft envelope included.
Sleazy Greetings funny Christmas card featuring the phrase ‘Blowing You Christmas Kisses’ with a cheeky snowman illustration showing a rounded backside while smoking a pipe and wearing a top hat and scarf. Humorous holiday greeting card with snowflake accents, winter artwork, and a kraft envelope included.
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Blowing You Christmas Kisses | Funny Christmas Card

8k+ cards bought in the past month

$ 6.00 USD

Guaranteed to get a laugh 😂

Printed

in the USA

$1.95 Stamp Mail

Envelope

included

Human-designed

artwork
Quantity

Description

This hilarious Christmas card features a cheeky snowman spreading holiday cheer in the most unconventional way possible—with a little extra wind power! Perfect for anyone who appreciates humor with their yuletide greetings, this card combines festive snowman charm with laugh-out-loud comedy. The "blowing you Christmas kisses" message takes an unexpected turn that'll have recipients giggling long after the holidays. Ideal for friends, coworkers, or family members who love a good joke and don't take themselves too seriously. Send some silly season spirit their way!

Celebrate Christmas with our funny Christmas greeting card — perfect for friends, family, or anyone with a sense of humor when you want to give a hilarious holiday card that gets a laugh. Printed in Colorado, USA on eco-friendly, durable cardstock with a smooth matte finish, this premium Christmas card is blank inside for your message and includes a recycled kraft envelope, making it an ideal novelty Christmas card and holiday gag gift.

PRODUCT DETAILS:
  • Size: 5 x 7 inches
  • Inside: Blank
  • Paper: Thick, durable matte cardstock
  • Print Location: Printed in Colorado, USA
  • Envelope: Includes 1 kraft brown envelope (30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper)
  • Packaging: Sealed in a reusable clear plastic sleeve
  • Barcode: UPC barcode printed on back
Retail-ready and easy to merchandise, this card is a great fit for gift shops, boutiques, and bookstores.

 

Product Features

Shipping & Processing

We’re fast, but also a small business. Orders ship within 1-2 business days, and you’ll get your package in about 2–5 business days after that if you choose tracking with shipping.

We offer budget shipping with stamp letter mail for $1.95 via the USPS First Class Mail that takes 7-14 days for delivery.

 

All cards are shipped straight from our card shop in Centennial, Colorado. Oh, and if you spend over $30, you’ll get free shipping! 🎉

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boring cards are for boring people.

We mix high-quality materials with even higher-quality jokes — printed in the USA, eco-friendly, and guaranteed to make someone’s day a little more inappropriate.

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Sleazy Greetings started in a college dorm with one guy who just wanted cards that actually sounded like real people. Today, we’re here to help you say the hilarious, heartfelt, and sometimes wildly inappropriate things that make your people feel seen.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.