Pizza Dat Ass

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

$ 5.50 USD

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Announcing our latest dirty card featuring everyone’s favorite food: a “pizza” ass! Perfect to playfully compliment your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, fiancé, or significant other’s best physical quality while celebrating an anniversary, birthday, or Valentine’s Day. On yellow recycled card stock, this piece of pizza is coated with a matte finish to deliver a high-quality feel. As they say, you are “butt” you eat, so hurry up and get this card while it’s hot!

- Writing on inside says, "A nice big slice"
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Montana, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

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