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Get Your Dick Ready

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Get it between Sep 23 - Sep 28

Sometimes it is best to just get right to the point. Whip it out, bud.

- Writing inside and back
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in North Carolina onto 100% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

Get Your Dick Ready
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Sometimes it is best to just get right to the point. Whip it out, bud.

- Writing inside and back
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in North Carolina onto 100% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

$ 1.60 USD

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Funny card

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Funny

My husband loved his card thought it was funny.

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