Get Your Dick Ready

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

SG000026
$ 5.50 USD
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Sometimes it is best to just get right to the point. Whip it out, bud.

- Writing inside and back
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in North Carolina onto 100% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

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