Who’s About to Get This Card? 

Because everyone deserves a card that’s wildly inappropriate, painfully accurate, or just plain unnecessary. Choose your victim wisely.

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Mom

The woman who gave you life and somehow survived your teenage years.

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Dad

For the guy who probably still doesn’t know how to operate the TV remote, but you love him anyway.

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Brother

For the guy who has literally ruined your life since day one, but you’d still probably bail him out of jail.

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Sister

For the woman who knows exactly how to push your buttons and still gets away with it.

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For Her

Cards for the woman in your life who can’t get enough of your bad jokes, even though she probably should.

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For Him

For the man who pretends to be tough, but you know he secretly enjoys the sarcasm and inappropriate humor.

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Friends

For the one who’s been through thick and thin with you—and still thinks you’re hilarious.

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Coworkers

For the ones who pretend to like you, but you both know the real reason you hang out: free lunch.

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Grandma

For the one who still thinks you’re a saint—even though you’ve given her plenty of reasons to doubt that.

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Grandpa

For the man who tells the same story 500 times and still thinks it's funny.

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New Parents

For the couple that’s already tired and their baby hasn’t even said its first word yet.

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