Do Me In Every Paw-sition

Sleazy Greetings

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Our best selling, hilarious card is perfect as a dirty anniversary card, dirty Valentine's Day card, or naughty birthday card surprise for your boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband, significant other, or fiance. Featuring two furry pandas clapping cheeks, make your loved one laugh and invite 'em for some nocturnal physical activities. *Wink wink* Made from sturdy recycled card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel.

- Writing on inside says, "Fur real."
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Denver, Colorado onto a recycled paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

Greeting cards featuring sassy personas and vulgar language.

We've all been there, standing in the convenience store aisle searching the shelves for a card that represents the f#*ked up relationship you have with your best friend, partner, family member, or fellow co-worker.

One August day in 2017, our founder and owner, Nathaniel Treichler, was in the same situation. Out of the hundreds available, he couldn't find a suitable birthday card for his brother. This lead to the birth of Sleazy Greetings, a greeting card brand committed to producing strictly unprofessional cards.

"We will bring greeting cards featuring sassy personas and vulgar language to market. Instead of sending your close friends a clique and stale "Happy Birthday" card, you can deliver a memorable experience with a classy "Happy Birthday yah b**ch" on a quality piece of folded parchment." ~ Nathaniel, May 4th on Facebook

Our Cards

Later into the Spring of 2018, we finally started designing our first line of cards with the artistic help of our chief designer, Tyra Berta.

Our production took months—mostly to find a suitable manufacturer that met our standards. Finally, we found our soulmate, an environmentally friendly manufacturer out of North Carolina, USA. All of our stationery products are made from 100% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper and printed with water soy-based inks. You can basically eat them...but please don't.

Our Goal

Our main goal is to make people smile and bring happiness to thousands. We put the inside jokes, spontaneous phrases, and emotions that spark laughter within your every-day-relationships into the development of these cards.


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Customer Reviews

Based on 18 reviews

I got this for my boyfriend for Valentine's day. His favorite animal is a panda so it made it even funnier. I gave it to him early and he laughed so hard!

Hilarious reaction

I gave this card to my fiancé! You should have seen his face!!! Perfect reaction

Love it!

It shipped pretty quickly, ordered it ahead of time before valentine's to surprise my bf! Card looks cute & hilarious. Cant wait to see my bf's face!

So Cute

I thought the card was adorable and my boyfriend loved it. It is such a fun and creative card. Not to mention, that my card unfortunately did not arrive by Valentine's Day due to USPS overload, and the company provided a discount on my next purchase for the inconvenience. Will definitely buy again! Very happy.


I love them! 😍 My husband thought it was so hilarious and original 😊