Do Me In Every Paw-sition - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

SG000015

Do Me In Every Paw-sition

Name: Do Me In Every Paw-sition
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: SG000015
Price: 6.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

$ 6.00 USD

60 LEFT. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when they’re gone.

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60 LEFT. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when they’re gone.

Our best selling, hilarious card is perfect as a dirty anniversary card, dirty Valentine's Day card, or naughty birthday card surprise for your boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband, significant other, or fiance. Featuring two furry pandas clapping cheeks, make your loved one laugh and invite 'em for some nocturnal physical activities. *Wink wink* Made from sturdy recycled card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel.

- Writing on inside says, "Fur real."
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Denver, Colorado onto a recycled paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.