Excellent In Bed

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

$ 5.50 USD

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The ideal card to express appreciation for your partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband, significant other, or fiance’s finest accomplishments in bed. Featuring five gold stars, this naughty card encourages more bedroom acts of physical intimacy for when you just can’t get enough! Made from sturdy recycled card stock and finished with a matte coating, this high-quality card is perfect to give your high-quality loved one a boost of bedroom confidence with a bang (after you bang).

- Writing on inside says, "A review from your best customer"
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Montana, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

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