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I Want You Right Meow

Name: I Want You Right Meow
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
Price: 5.5 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

SG000039

$ 5.50 USD

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Love cats? This hilarious card is perfect as an anniversary or birthday surprise for your significant other. Featuring one adorable fluffy cat and a string of yarn formed into the shape of a penis, make the night special and your loved one laugh. Made from sturdy recycled card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel.

- Blank on inside.
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Denver, Colorado onto a recycled paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

You bring the occasion.
we bring the chuckles.

Let customers speak for us

from 163 reviews

Best card!

This is the funniest card I’ve seen a while! It’s totally going to make me win card of the year!!

M.A.

Sleazy Greetings

12/03/2023

Great stuff

N.M.

Christmas Lights

11/20/2023

The best just get it

N.M.

Slap Christmas

11/20/2023

Well made and quick delivery!

M.L.

Thanks A Shit Ton

09/26/2023

Super stoked!!

These cards are high quality and perfect for the people that I will give them to! Thank you so much!!!

A.H.

Joe Biden Sniffing

09/20/2023

Nice. High quality card

Excellent. Just what I expected

C.C.

The Slap

09/14/2023

Absolutely hilarious card!

C.M.

Fucking Fossil

09/14/2023

Funny

Funny card

K.K.

Have A Willy Great Birthday

09/13/2023

Perfect

These quality of these cards are better than anything you can find in a Hallmark store. The added benefit of adult humor and all I can say to describe them is, Perfect!

A.K.

No Longer Living In Sin

09/08/2023

I was unsure if the card would be offensive, but the young lady the card was given to LOVED IT...she couldn't believe it. Everyone at the table got a kick out of it. The quality of the card and envelope is nice, not cheap.

r.c.

The Slap

08/17/2023

EXACTLY AS DESCRIBED

GOOD QUALITY CARD STOCK, CLEAR AND CRISP PRINT,
REASONABLE PRICE AND FAST DERLIVERY. VERY PLEASED.

T.R.

Excellent In Bed

08/10/2023

Just the best!

If you’re going to buy a greeting card, why not get a high quality one? These are unique, well done, and worth it!

J.W.S.

Happy Birthday Bitch