I Want You Right Meow - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

I Want You Right Meow

Name: I Want You Right Meow
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: SG000039
Price: 6.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

SG000039

$ 6.00 USD

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-11 LEFT. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when they’re gone.

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Love cats? This hilarious card is perfect as an anniversary or birthday surprise for your significant other. Featuring one adorable fluffy cat and a string of yarn formed into the shape of a penis, make the night special and your loved one laugh. Made from sturdy recycled card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel.

- Blank on inside.
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Denver, Colorado onto a recycled paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.