SG000087

With All My Boobs

Name: With All My Boobs
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: SG000087
Price: 6.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

$ 6.00 USD

-213 LEFT. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when they’re gone.

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The perfect card for any anniversary, birthday or Valentine’s Day, surprise your significant other, fiance, husband, wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend with this double-dose of big, bare-naked love. Featuring a sensational image of two nude boobs, this beautiful card is the closest thing to the real deal! Made from sturdy recycled card stock and coated with a matte finish, this durable card sends a hefty message of appreciation to your loved one.

- Blank on inside.
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Montana, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.