Naughty And Nice

Finding Holiday Bliss Under a Parasitic Weed (Mistletoe)

Posted by M.J. Moye on

Christmas has far more traditional elements to keep track of than any other holiday. Think about it, you’ve got your Christmas tree, wreath, ornaments, lights, carols, stockings, gifts, advent calendar, charitable giving, candy canes, gingerbread houses and people, and a dozen or so other traditional food items. And let’s not forget Santa Claus, flying reindeer, and some dwarves—wait, we mean elves. Oh, and you have taken care of your Christmas cards, right? If not, we suggest that you check out our Sleazy Greetings Holiday Vibe 6 Card Bundle, which might just include the right card for everyone on your naughty...

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Best Weed Strains for Sex: 5 Strains for a Mind-Blowing Valentines Day

Posted by Heather Burton on

Cannabis and herbal remedies to enhance sexual prowess is woven in to the fabric of our history. If we choose to disregard mysticism and myth looking solely at science, you’ll see that cannabis may play a significant role in libido, orgasm, and libido.The fact is we are all equipped with an endocannabinoid system that monitors, regulates and protects vital systems in our body- including ones that play a role in our sex drive.  Cannabis is known to help reduce feelings of anxiousness and promote body-balance. So, why not take a puff, relax for once, and let the good times roll. ...

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10 Funny Anniversary Cards He Will Actually Like

Posted by Heather Burton on

We all know how important cards are to our male counterparts. Often times I’ll bump into them at the local dollar store staring into oblivion at the card rack. Most of the time the cards we buy are sentimental and heartfelt, and they give you that awkward “thanks a lot, hun” look. Instead, why not give him a boost to the feels, the gift of laughter with this 10-anniversary cards he’ll actually read.   Panda Paw-fection SleezyGreetings This is the type of bear hug we’re all after! Nothing says I want to get inside you like two wild animals. This...

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5 Date Night Ideas "With A Twist" To Help You Keep That Spark Alive

Posted by Genefe Navilon on

  It’s hard for every long-term couple to admit. But the truth is, every relationship goes through a “dull” stage. After the exciting phase of first dates and falling in love, every couple eventually becomes so domesticated, that date nights start consisting of Chinese takeout and watching Netflix in your comfy pajamas. Psychotherapist Zoe Hicks calls this the “burying stage” of a relationship. She explains: “Burying is not always bad; it’s a sign that the relationship is real and weaves into your everyday existence. The important thing to remember here is to “unbury” yourselves.” So don’t worry, you haven’t lost...

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Merry Fucking Christmas, and Then Some!

Posted by Milton Moye on

  Now that the holidays are upon us, you are undoubtedly looking for the perfect Christmas card to express your feelings of warm tidings and yuletide glow to friends and loved ones. Naturally, we here at Sleazy Greetings believe you should hit them with our “Merry Christmas You Fuck” Christmas card. Of course, those of you with a prudish ilk might balk at the idea. Melding one of the holiest holiday greetings of the year with one of the worst curse words in the English language?   “What, are you fucking nuts?” might be what you’re thinking.   But if...

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