Mother’s Day Cards That Will Get You Disowned (But Are Totally Worth It!)
Mother’s Day is all about celebrating the amazing woman who raised you—and what better way to do that than with a card that pushes the limits of what she can pretend to laugh at? If you’re tired of the same old sappy, tear-jerking messages, we’ve got the perfect solution: snarky, sarcastic, and slightly inappropriate Mother’s Day cards that might just get you written out of the will.
Our Top Picks for Mother’s Day Cards
1. Pregnancy Test Joke Card
Want to give your mom a near heart attack? This card will do the trick. Nothing says "I love you" like pretending you're about to drop a life-changing bombshell on her special day. Just make sure you have a backup gift... and maybe a first aid kit.
2. Favorite Pain In The Ass Card
You know you’ve been a handful, and so does she. This card lets you own up to it while still reminding her that, out of all her children, you’re definitely the best problem to have.
3. Prank You’re Going to Be a Grandmother Card
If you thought the fake pregnancy test card was risky, this one is next-level. A little panic attack never hurt anyone, right? Right?
4. No Drugs No Jail Time Card
Set the bar low and still impress. Because really, isn’t this all a mother truly wants?
5. I Turned Out Great Card
It’s time to give credit where credit is due—to yourself, obviously. This card is the perfect humblebrag wrapped in Mother’s Day sentiment.
6. Siblings Were Such Disappointments Card
Sometimes, the best gift is just letting Mom know she picked a winner (you).
7. I’m A Masterpiece Card
Because let’s face it—you are the best thing she’s ever made.
8. Mamma Oooh! Card
If your mom loves Queen, she’ll appreciate this dramatic tribute to her undeniable greatness.
9. From Your Favorite Child Card
Who needs subtlety? Go ahead and claim the title outright.
10. Mom Momma Message Card
Sometimes, the simplest messages are the funniest—especially when you throw in just a bit of exasperation.
Make Mom Laugh This Mother’s Day (and Hope She Still Answers Your Calls)
If your mom has a great sense of humor (or even if she doesn’t, but you enjoy living on the edge), these funny Mother’s Day cards are the perfect way to show love while keeping things entertaining.
Shop our funny Mother’s Day cards now and make her laugh—before she blocks your number!