10 Mother’s Day Cards That’ll Make Mom Laugh
Mother’s Day is right around the corner, and if your mom has a great sense of humor (or even if she just tolerates yours), she deserves a card that’s as funny as she is. Ditch the sappy, overused messages and give her something unexpected— Here are 10 of the funniest Mother’s Day cards you can grab online right now!
1. Pregnancy Test Prank
Nothing says “Happy Mother’s Day” like making her heart stop for a second. This hilarious card features a fake pregnancy test prank—because what mom wouldn’t love a mini heart attack before brunch?
2. You’re Going to Be a Grandmother Prank
Another top-tier prank card, this one goes straight for the “grandchild announcement” scare. Perfect for the sibling who wants to stir up a little drama at the family gathering.
3. No Drugs, No Jail Time, No Teen Pregnancy
Let’s be honest—one of the greatest gifts a child can give is not giving their mom any major headaches. This card says it all: “No drugs, no jail time, no teen pregnancy… You’re welcome.”
4. I Turned Out Great
If your mom ever doubted her parenting skills, here’s the perfect response. “You’re a great mom—I mean, look at me!” It’s cocky, it’s self-aware, and most importantly, it’s funny.
5. I Love You More Than My Sister Does
Nothing like some lighthearted sibling rivalry to remind Mom who her real favorite is. (And if she says she doesn’t have a favorite… well, this card says otherwise.)
6. I’m a Masterpiece
Your mom’s greatest work of art? You, obviously. Let her know with this confidence-boosting (or slightly obnoxious) Mother’s Day card.
7. You’re an Awesome Woman
Sometimes, the best way to make Mom laugh is to surprise her with a genuinely sweet moment. This card acknowledges her awesomeness while still keeping it fun and lighthearted.
8. From Your Favorite Child
No need for a dramatic speech—just sign your name at the bottom and let the card do all the talking. Because deep down, she knows it’s true.
9. Mom, Momma, Mommy!
Inspired by every text thread where you’ve spammed her name until she answered, this card is a perfect inside joke for any mom who’s been on the receiving end of relentless messages.
10. Mom, You’re the Baddest Bitch I Know
Sometimes, the best compliment is a little unconventional. If your mom is an absolute legend, this card lets her know—with a little edge, of course.
Where to Buy the Funniest Mother’s Day Cards
Looking for a Mother’s Day card that’ll actually make her laugh? Browse the best sarcastic, witty, and downright hilarious Mother’s Day cards at Sleazy Greetings. We specialize in cards that stand out—so Mom will remember yours long after the flowers wilt.