This ain't your average soap. Meet the Big Ol' Potato Soap— Shaped like a real potato, this soap is as practical as it is ridiculous making it the perfect gag gift.
We’ll ship your precious order within 1-2 business days, assuming you actually paid us. And if you're feeling adventurous, we can send it via pigeon... but don't hold your breath.
Where do you even make these cards?
Just outside Denver, Colorado! Yep, real people (with actual hands) package each card. You’re welcome for the personal touch.
How big are your cards? Like, can I fit a photo inside?
Our cards are a spacious 5 inches by 7 inches, so yes, you can shove a photo in there. We also have a few smaller plain text cards at 4.25 x 5.5 inches if you're feeling minimalist.
Do your cards come with envelopes?
Obviously. All of our cards come with their own envelope—sturdy, kraft brown, and with a self-seal adhesive strip, because licking is overrated.
Do you offer personalization?
Nope. We’re not your personal scribes, so no handwritten messages or personalization. But feel free to grab a pen and do it yourself like a normal person.
Who do I contact if I have a question, complaint, or just want to profess your undying love for Sleazy Greetings?
Oh, we’d love to hear from you—assuming it's not about returning a card because your grandma didn’t find it funny. Shoot an email to support@sleazygreetings.com, and our team will get back to you.
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