BUNDLE & SAVE

FREE SHIPPING OVER $50

BUNDLE & SAVE

FREE SHIPPING OVER $50

BUNDLE & SAVE

FREE SHIPPING OVER $50

HELP!

We created a game we know you'll like. 

Back us up, and you’ll get the credit for helping it exist.

KICKSTART OUR CARD GAME

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Oh, and u only have a limited amount of time to help us reach our goal. It's ALL or NOTHING.

Holly, Jolly, Folly

CHRISTMAS COLLECTION

DECK THE HALLS . . . with sarcasm

Bundle up

Why settle for just one when you can score a whole stack for less? Our card bundles make it easier (and cheaper) to gift our cards. Perfect for those who like to plan ahead—or just can’t get enough of us.

Bundle & Save

TIT'S A PUZZLE!

Get ready to piece together some serious fun—91 boobs, 1,000 pieces, endless laughs!

Get Your Hands on These!

Dark Humor 
1970's CARDS

Nostalgia meets hilarity with these vintage-style cards.

Discover the Dark Side

Hey Girl!

Need some empowerment? 

Check out our new product line.

Feel good

Get Your Hands 
on a Hot Potato

This ain't your average soap. Meet the Big Ol' Potato Soap— Shaped like a real potato, this soap is as practical as it is ridiculous making it the perfect gag gift.

Lather with Laughter

Ordinary Just Won’t Cut It

MAKE 'EM SAY WTF

Forget basic—our Deluxe Cards are here to steal the show. Packed with pop-ups, sound effects, and all the bells and whistles (literally), these cards are made to shock, awe, and maybe even offend. If you want your card to be the one they can’t stop talking about, you’re in the right place.

Cards so funny- 
you'll need an extra pair of pants. 
*Just in case.

SHOP THE CARDS

GET YOUR HANDS ON THE GOODS

Explore our Best Selling Greeting Cards

Stalk us on Instagram—everyone else is.

THE GENIOUS LEVEL STUFF YOU ASK US

Where can I buy Sleazy Greetings?

Our products are available all over the place, such as this website, TikTok Shop, Amazon, and at all of these retailers.

What’s your shipping policy, anyway?

We’ll ship your precious order within 1-2 business days, assuming you actually paid us. And if you're feeling adventurous, we can send it via pigeon... but don't hold your breath.

Will my package be . . . discreet?

Yes. The only thing your nosy neighbors or gift recipient will see is our return address on the shipping label. You're safe... this time.

How much is shipping gonna cost me?

Oh no, not shipping costs! Calm down—it starts at a whopping $2 USD. Or, if you spend $50 or more, we’ll even let you have free shipping. Aren’t we generous?

Where do you even make these cards?

Just outside Denver, Colorado! Yep, real people (with actual hands) print and package each card. You’re welcome for the personal touch.

How big are your cards? Like, can I fit a photo inside?

Our cards are a spacious 5 inches by 7 inches, so yes, you can shove a photo in there. We also have smaller plain text cards at 4.25 x 5.5 inches if you're feeling minimalist.

Do your cards come with envelopes?

Obviously. All of our cards come with their own envelope—sturdy, kraft brown, and with a self-seal adhesive strip, because licking is overrated.

Do you offer personalization?

Nope. We’re not your personal scribes, so no handwritten messages or personalization. But feel free to grab a pen and do it yourself like a normal person.