I'd Sniff You First

Name: I'd Sniff You First
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: SG000041
Price: 6.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

SG000041

$ 6.00 USD

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Our latest humorous card is “udderly” perfect to celebrate any anniversary, birthday or Valentine’s Day! Applicable for a wide audience, give this funny card to any family member, loved one, significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or fiance to joke about the joys of aging. This hilarious card is printed on high-quality recycled card stock and coated with a matte finish. Hurry and get this one before it spoils!

- Blank Inside
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Montana, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.