Collection: Millennial Greeting Cards

Remember fun? Us neither. These cards are for the generation drowning in debt, nostalgia, and iced coffee. Perfect for celebrating your 37th “quarter-life crisis.

Grow Shorty

Grow Shorty

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Too Old For Tiktok

Too Old For Tiktok

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Wishing You A Very Happy Birthhhhasdfghjkyu

Wishing You A Very Happy Birthhhhasdfghjkyu

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A Birthday?! In This Economy? | Funny Birthday Card

A Birthday?! In This Economy? | Funny Birthday Card

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Naughty Cat

Naughty Cat

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Understand Both Cassette Tapes And TikTok | Funny Birthday Card

Understand Both Cassette Tapes And TikTok | Funny Birthday Card

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Happy Birthday You Silly Little Goose | Funny Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Silly Little Goose | Funny Birthday Card

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Y U No Blow Out Candles | Funny Birthday Card

Y U No Blow Out Candles | Funny Birthday Card

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Look At You Turning 30 And Shit

Look At You Turning 30 And Shit

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Things That Age Well

Things That Age Well

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Birthday Card That Says Happy Birthday | Funny Birthday Card

Birthday Card That Says Happy Birthday | Funny Birthday Card

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Here's Your Damn Card

Here's Your Damn Card

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Happy Little Birthday

Happy Little Birthday

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Officially Aged Into Making Oof Noises | Funny Birthday Card

Officially Aged Into Making Oof Noises | Funny Birthday Card

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Happy Fucking Birthday | Funny Birthday Card

Happy Fucking Birthday | Funny Birthday Card

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Look At You Turning 40 And Shit

Look At You Turning 40 And Shit

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Here's Your Fucking Birthday Card

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Here's Your Fucking Birthday Card

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Fuck Your Birthday

Fuck Your Birthday

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An Entire Day All About You

An Entire Day All About You

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You're Nearly There

You're Nearly There

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