Aging Like A Fine Wine

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

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$ 5.50 USD
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This funny Halloween birthday card depicts a vampire that has aged with grace. Perfect for anyone who loves a good pun or who doesn't take themselves too seriously. Cheers to another year of being undead (or just really well-preserved)!

Experience spooky laughter this Halloween with our new hilarious holiday card! Crafted from premium card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a tactile feel that's as eerily delightful as its content. Made in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, and accompanied by a matching kraft envelope crafted from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper, it's a ghoulishly great way to spread spooky joy sustainably. Get ready to tickle your recipients' funny bones with a card that's so funny.


- Perfect gift for love ones, family members, or friends
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)

 

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