You're Nearly There - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

You're Nearly There

Name: You're Nearly There
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: SG000098
Price: 6.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

SG000098

$ 6.00 USD

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Everyone dies. Some are closer than others, unfortunately. Make light of a dark subject with this twisted birthday card of a Grim Reaper celebrating the special someone's birthday. Look! He's even got a party hat on. What a classy fellow.

- Writing inside, "Happy Birthday. Enjoy what time you have left."
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Montana, United States onto paper matte stock.
- It comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper.

FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.