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Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

$ 5.50 USD

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Everyone dies. Some are closer than others, unfortunately. Make light of a dark subject with this twisted birthday card of a Grim Reaper celebrating the special someone's birthday. Look! He's even got a party hat on. What a classy fellow.

- Writing inside, "Happy Birthday. Enjoy what time you have left."
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Montana, United States onto paper matte stock.
- It comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper.

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