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Funny Pickup Lines For Valentine's Day That Will Make Your Crush Laugh

Posted by M.J. Moye on

Funny Pickup Lines For Valentine's Day That Will Make Your Crush Laugh

Valentine’s Day fast approaches and you’re—gasp!—single. Whatcha gonna do? Well, that all depends upon exactly what you are looking for and your distinct state of singleton-ness. In short, are you looking for true love, a cold-weather-month bedmate, or just a quick toss in the hay because you haven’t played nether-region bump, pump ‘n grind in what feels like a decade? Additionally, are you: Happily rid of a long-term waste of bed space? Recently and unceremoniously dumped? Single by choice? Unlucky in love? Horizontally challenged? Whatever the case, if you’ve got a love interest or get-between-the-sheets target in mind, you could...

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