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Funny Pickup Lines For Valentine's Day That Will Make Your Crush Laugh
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Valentine’s Day fast approaches and you’re—gasp!—single. Whatcha gonna do? Well, that all depends upon exactly what you are looking for and your distinct state of singleton-ness. In short, are you looking for true love, a cold-weather-month bedmate, or just a quick toss in the hay because you haven’t played nether-region bump, pump ‘n grind in what feels like a decade? Additionally, are you: Happily rid of a long-term waste of bed space? Recently and unceremoniously dumped? Single by choice? Unlucky in love? Horizontally challenged? Whatever the case, if you’ve got a love interest or get-between-the-sheets target in mind, you could...