3 Super Rude Birthday Cards Set - Sleazy Greetings - greetingcard

3 Super Rude Birthday Cards Set

Name: 3 Super Rude Birthday Cards Set
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
Price: 12.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

$ 16.50 USD

$ 12.00 USD

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Indulge in the art of unapologetic humor with our Super Rude Birthday Cards collection – 3 cards that spare no feelings and guarantee a laugh for those with a taste for cheeky wit. From the straightforward message in 'Here's Your Damn Card' to the boldly irreverent 'Fuck Your Birthday,' these cards are perfect for those occasions when the only thing more shocking than the message is the burst of laughter that follows.

3 Rude Cards

Fuck Your Birthday (Blank Inside)
Fuck You're Really Damn Old (Blank Inside)
Here's Your Damn Card (Printed Inside)

Printed on 5 x 7 inch matte stock Colorado, each card comes with a matching kraft envelope crafted with 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Ensure the delivery of a potent punchline with a touch of sophistication, order now!

FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.