Fuck That Place Happy Retirement

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

SG000596
$ 5.50 USD
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Celebrate the retirement of a friend or colleague with this sassy and sarcastic card. Made from sturdy card stock with a matte finish, it offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel. The card is blank inside, allowing you to write your own congratulatory message. Printed in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, this card comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Show your appreciation for their retirement and say goodbye to the office with a funny and rude message that will leave them laughing.


- Perfect gift for friends, family members, or significant other
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)

 

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