9 Dirtiest Cards Ever Set

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

$ 36.00 USD
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825 LEFT. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when they’re gone.

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Spice up your love life with this outrageous card set! Perfect for anniversaries or Valentine's Day, this 9 Dirtiest Cards Ever Set will make your partner blush (in a good way). Don't settle for boring cards, give the gift of laughter and cheeky fun!

 

9 Raunchy Cards

  • Always Be By Your Side Stickman (Blank Inside)
  • But I Swallow (Blank Inside)
  • Let's Have Sex (Blank Inside)
  • Glaze My Hole (Printed Inside)
  • To The Moon And Back (Blank Inside)
  • You + Me = (Blank Inside)
  • Be On Dat Dick (Blank Inside)
  • Choking On You (Blank Inside)
  • I'm Nuts About You (Blank Inside)

Our 5 x 7 inch cards are printed in Colorado on a paper matte stock and come with a matching kraft envelope made with 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Show you care, inside and out!

FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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