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Penis Cookie Cutter - 3 Piece Funny Cookie Cutter Sets

Get Baked & Get Naughty

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3-Piece Penis Cookie Cutter Set – Funny Bachelorette Party Baking Accessories

Regular cookies are so last season. It's time to put a little dick in your desserts.

Meet the cookie cutters no one asked for but everyone secretly wants. This 3-piece penis-shaped cookie cutter set is perfect for baking up a batch of questionable cookies guaranteed to get a reaction (and probably a lot of laughs).

Whether you're throwing a wild bachelorette party, planning a hilarious bridal shower, or just want to make Grandma uncomfortable at the next family gathering, these cutters are ready to rise to the occasion.

Size Matters! Here's What You Get:

  • Jumbo: 5.5" Long × 3.2" Wide

  • Medium: 4.3" Long × 2.3" Wide

  • Small: 3.15" Long × 1.69" Wide

Product Details:

  • Set of 3 penis-shaped cookie cutters in different sizes

  • Made from durable, food-safe stainless steel

  • Perfect for cookies, brownies, fondant, sandwiches, and more

  • Smooth, easy-to-use design for creating perfectly inappropriate treats

  • Securely attached to a colorful backing card and packaged in protective plastic

  • Hand wash recommended

  • Do not microwave

Perfect for:

  • Bachelorette parties and hen nights

  • Bridal showers and naughty party favors

  • Funny birthday gifts and gag gifts

  • Adult-themed parties and celebrations

  • Anyone with a dirty mind and a sweet tooth

Go ahead, whip out your baking supplies and give everyone something to talk about. Add a little frosting, some sprinkles, and you've got yourself a batch of treats that are almost too inappropriate to eat.

Bake responsibly. Or don't. We're not judging.

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Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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