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Birthday Cards

Get ready to bring the laughter to every birthday celebration with our extraordinary collection of funny birthday cards! Packed with clever jokes, hilarious illustrations, and witty puns, each card is a guaranteed mood lifter. Whether you're looking to tease a friend or make a family member burst into fits of laughter, we have the perfect card for every personality. Explore our collection now and find the ideal funny birthday card to create unforgettable memories and make their special day truly unforgettable. Let the laughter begin!
Thank You For All The Orgasms

Thank You For All The Orgasms
Fuck You're Sooo Old

Fuck You're Sooo Old
Let's Get Trashed

Let's Get Trashed
Mother Of The Goddamn Year

Mother Of The Goddamn Year
Put On Your Birthday Suit

Put On Your Birthday Suit
No Refunds I'm Yours

No Refunds I'm Yours
5 Cats Think You're A Cunt

5 Cats Think You're A Cunt
Your Age Is Off The Charts

Your Age Is Off The Charts
Tit's Your Birthday

Tit's Your Birthday
Happy Birthday Motherfucker

Happy Birthday Motherfucker
The Cheesiest Anniversary Card

The Cheesiest Anniversary Card
From One Cunt To Another

From One Cunt To Another
You Can Never Trust A Fart Again

You Can Never Trust A Fart Again
At Your Age You Might Piss Yourself

At Your Age You Might Piss Yourself
When In Doubt, Call Mom

When In Doubt, Call Mom
You're Fucking Old

You're Fucking Old
You Silly Little Goose

You Silly Little Goose
Happy Birthday Bitch

Happy Birthday Bitch
Show Me Your Jugs

Show Me Your Jugs
Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch

Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch
Good Moms Let You Lick The Beaters

Good Moms Let You Lick The Beaters
Best Mom Ever

Best Mom Ever
An Entire Day All About You

An Entire Day All About You
You Don't Look A Day Over

You Don't Look A Day Over

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