Celebrate your ride-or-die with a card that gets it. This hilarious birthday greeting cuts through the usual pleasantries with unapologetic sass and humor—because your favorite bitch deserves a card as bold and fabulous as she is. Perfect for the friend who laughs at everything, takes nothing seriously, and somehow makes life infinitely more entertaining. Slip it in an envelope and watch her crack up. No boring sentiments here, just pure comedic gold wrapped in birthday cheer.
Celebrate birthdays with our hilarious Birthday greeting card — perfect for your significant other, friends, or family when you want to give a funny birthday card that actually gets a laugh. Printed in Colorado, USA on eco-friendly, high-quality cardstock with a smooth matte finish, this premium birthday card includes a recycled kraft envelope and is ideal for anyone who loves sarcastic, novelty, and funny birthday cards.
PRODUCT DETAILS:
- Size: 5 x 7 inches
- Inside: Blank
- Paper: Thick, durable matte cardstock
- Print Location: Printed in Colorado, USA
- Envelope: Includes 1 kraft brown envelope (30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper)
- Packaging: Sealed in a reusable clear plastic sleeve
- Barcode: UPC barcode printed on back
Retail-ready and easy to merchandise, this card is a great fit for gift shops, boutiques, and bookstores.
