Celebrate the golden years with a cheeky twist! This hilarious birthday card playfully honors the “new skills” that come with age—like sneezing, farting, and peeing all at once. Perfect for anyone embracing their 70s with sass and a sense of humor, it’s sure to get laughs and smiles on their special day.
This card is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh on their birthday. This punny card is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation with a bit a sarcasm for your brother or sister. From the witty text on the front to the high-quality card stock and matte finish, this card is sure to impress. It's blank inside so you can write your own personal message. Each card is printed in Colorado, USA, on a paper matte stock and comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Whether it's for your brother or sister this funny and sarcastic card is sure to bring a smile to their face on their special day.
- Perfect gift for family, siblings, or friend
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank space for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)
