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Printed on thick, durable cardstock that feels as good as it looks.
Envelope Included
Each card includes a perfectly sized envelope for easy gifting or mailing.
Thoughtfully Designed
Created by a small team to deliver fun designs and lasting laughs.
Printed in the USA
Printed, and shipped from the United States with consistent quality and precision.
For Every Type of Occasion
From birthdays, holidays, celebrations, or any moment worth recognizing.
Guaranteed to Stand Out
Our cards don’t blend in. They get noticed, remembered, and probably talked about later.
boring cards are for boring people.
We mix high-quality materials with even higher-quality jokes — printed in the USA, eco-friendly, and guaranteed to make someone’s day a little more inappropriate.
Featured in 800+ stores including:
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REAL CUSTOMERS, REAL REVIEWS, NO THREATS INVOLVED
BOLD GIFTS FOR BOLD PEOPLE
Sleazy Greetings started in a college dorm with one guy who just wanted cards that actually sounded like real people. Today, we’re here to help you say the hilarious, heartfelt, and sometimes wildly inappropriate things that make your people feel seen.
Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!
What is your shipping policy?
We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.
Are the packages discreet?
Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.
How much is shipping?
Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.
Where are your cards made?
Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.
How big are your cards?
The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.
Does it come with an envelope?
Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.
Do you offer personalization?
Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.
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