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Funny Birthday Cards for Him

Shop funny happy birthday cards for him whether he is your friend, boyfriend, husband, fiance, or significant other. Choose from dozens of funny birthday cards that range from slightly amusing to the down-right offensive.

Favorite Thing To Do
Favorite Thing To Do

Favorite Thing To Do

$ 4.50 USD

I Fucking Love You
I Fucking Love You

I Fucking Love You

$ 4.50 USD

Sexy Bearded Man
Sexy Bearded Man

Sexy Bearded Man

$ 4.50 USD

Still Together & Shit
Still Together & Shit

Still Together & Shit

$ 4.50 USD

My Favorite Notification
My Favorite Notification

My Favorite Notification

$ 4.50 USD

Feeding Me & Saying I'm Pretty
Feeding Me & Saying I'm Pretty

Feeding Me & Saying I'm Pretty

$ 4.50 USD

Be On Dat Dick
Be On Dat Dick

Be On Dat Dick

$ 4.50 USD

You're The Greatest Valentine Ever
You're The Greatest Valentine Ever

You're The Greatest Valentine Ever

$ 4.29 USD

Still My Favorite
Still My Favorite

Still My Favorite

$ 4.29 USD

Christmas Miracle
Christmas Miracle

Christmas Miracle

$ 4.29 USD

Get Your Dick Ready
Get Your Dick Ready

Get Your Dick Ready

$ 4.50 USD

Santa's Naughty List
Santa's Naughty List

Santa's Naughty List

$ 4.50 USD

Your Present Is My Mouth
Your Present Is My Mouth

Your Present Is My Mouth

$ 4.50 USD

Warm In My Vagina
Warm In My Vagina

Warm In My Vagina

$ 4.50 USD

All I Want For Christmas
All I Want For Christmas

All I Want For Christmas

$ 4.50 USD

Never Gonna Stop Being Joyful To You Bitch
Never Gonna Stop Being Joyful To You Bitch

Never Gonna Stop Being Joyful To You Bitch

$ 4.50 USD

Happy Birthday Bitch
Happy Birthday Bitch

Happy Birthday Bitch

$ 4.50 USD

Steal Bed Covers
Steal Bed Covers

Steal Bed Covers

$ 4.50 USD

Annoy You Longer
Annoy You Longer

Annoy You Longer

$ 4.50 USD

Let's Get It On
Let's Get It On

Let's Get It On

$ 4.50 USD

You're My Otter Half
You're My Otter Half

You're My Otter Half

$ 4.50 USD

I think I'll Keep You
I think I'll Keep You

I think I'll Keep You

$ 4.50 USD

Hot Chocolate and Marshmallows

Hot Chocolate and Marshmallows

$ 4.50 USD

Be By Your Side
Be By Your Side

Be By Your Side

$ 4.50 USD

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