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Funny Birthday Cards for Him

Shop funny happy birthday cards for him whether he is your friend, boyfriend, husband, fiance, or significant other. Choose from dozens of funny birthday cards that range from slightly amusing to the down-right offensive.

Dancing Girl Meme
Dancing Girl Meme

Dancing Girl Meme

$ 4.29 USD

Just Do It
Just Do It

Just Do It

$ 4.29 USD

Screaming Chicken
Screaming Chicken

Screaming Chicken

$ 4.29 USD

Only Here For The Booze
Only Here For The Booze

Only Here For The Booze

$ 4.29 USD

Only Here For The Boos
Only Here For The Boos

Only Here For The Boos

$ 4.29 USD

Hope Your Birthday Isn’t Shit
Hope Your Birthday Isn’t Shit

Hope Your Birthday Isn’t Shit

$ 4.29 USD

Best Decision You Ever Made
Best Decision You Ever Made

Best Decision You Ever Made

$ 4.29 USD

Captain Holt Ecstatic
Captain Holt Ecstatic

Captain Holt Ecstatic

$ 4.29 USD

Fucking Fossil
Fucking Fossil

Fucking Fossil

$ 4.29 USD

Make Me Wet
Make Me Wet

Make Me Wet

$ 4.29 USD

How Original
How Original

How Original

$ 4.29 USD

House Fire
House Fire

House Fire

$ 4.29 USD

Colossal Shitstorm
Colossal Shitstorm

Colossal Shitstorm

$ 4.29 USD

Sending Something Sexy
Sending Something Sexy

Sending Something Sexy

$ 4.29 USD

High AF
High AF

High AF

$ 4.29 USD

Happy Birthday Lamp
Happy Birthday Lamp

Happy Birthday Lamp

$ 4.29 USD

You're How Old?! Oprah Winfrey
You're How Old?! Oprah Winfrey

You're How Old?! Oprah Winfrey

$ 4.29 USD

Leonardo Dicaprio
Leonardo Dicaprio

Leonardo Dicaprio

$ 4.29 USD

Hose Again
Hose Again

Hose Again

$ 4.29 USD

Same Penis Forever
Same Penis Forever

Same Penis Forever

$ 4.29 USD

Joey Friends Birthday Card
Joey Friends Birthday Card

Joey Friends Birthday Card

$ 4.29 USD

Bachelor Party
Bachelor Party

Bachelor Party

$ 4.29 USD

Oldermort
Oldermort

Oldermort

$ 4.29 USD

Thanks For Picking Up My Poop
Thanks For Picking Up My Poop

Thanks For Picking Up My Poop

$ 4.29 USD

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