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Funniest Greeting Cards – 6 Card Bundle (Mixed Occasions)

8k+ cards bought in the past month

$ 30.00 USD

Guaranteed to get a laugh 😂

Printed

in the USA

$1.95 Stamp Mail

Envelope

included

Human-designed

artwork

Quantity

Description

Why commit to just one occasion when life keeps throwing you all of them? This hilariously snarky 6-card bundle features a mix of birthday, anytime, and parental-figure chaos — stocked with Sleazy Greetings fan favorites so you’re always prepared (or at least mildly inappropriate).

Included Cards (6):
Your Chariot Awaits — Birthday
Here’s Your Damn Card — Any Occasion
No Drugs No Jail Time — Mother’s Day / Father’s Day
Favorite Bitch — Birthday
Positive Birthday Vibes — Birthday
Five Fucking Bucks — Birthday

Blank inside so you can add your own heartfelt (or unhinged) message.

Category: Funny Cards / Bundle / Mixed Occasions

What will you receive?
You will receive six hilarious greeting cards and six kraft envelopes — ready to gift, mail, or hand over with a smirk.

Ideal Size
Not oversized and not too small, our cards are 7 x 5 inches, giving you plenty of space to write something meaningful… or chaotic.

Includes Kraft Envelope
Each card comes with a high-quality kraft envelope made from thick cardstock for a premium feel. Easy to write on, no bleeding through, and finished with an adhesive strip for easy sealing.

Made in the United States
Each card design is unique to our brand — hand-drawn and illustrated by local artists, then printed in Denver, Colorado using vivid inks on premium, thick cardstock for a high-quality feel.

Product Features

Shipping & Processing

We’re fast, but also a small business. Orders ship within 1-2 business days, and you’ll get your package in about 2–5 business days after that if you choose tracking with shipping.

We offer budget shipping with stamp letter mail for $1.95 via the USPS First Class Mail that takes 7-14 days for delivery.

 

All cards are shipped straight from our card shop in Centennial, Colorado. Oh, and if you spend over $30, you’ll get free shipping! 🎉

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What customers are saying

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boring cards are for boring people.

We mix high-quality materials with even higher-quality jokes — printed in the USA, eco-friendly, and guaranteed to make someone’s day a little more inappropriate.

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BOLD GIFTS FOR BOLD PEOPLE

Sleazy Greetings started in a college dorm with one guy who just wanted cards that actually sounded like real people. Today, we’re here to help you say the hilarious, heartfelt, and sometimes wildly inappropriate things that make your people feel seen.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.