Why commit to just one occasion when life keeps throwing you all of them? This hilariously snarky 6-card bundle features a mix of birthday, anytime, and parental-figure chaos — stocked with Sleazy Greetings fan favorites so you’re always prepared (or at least mildly inappropriate).
Included Cards (6):
Your Chariot Awaits — Birthday
Here’s Your Damn Card — Any Occasion
No Drugs No Jail Time — Mother’s Day / Father’s Day
Favorite Bitch — Birthday
Positive Birthday Vibes — Birthday
Five Fucking Bucks — Birthday
Blank inside so you can add your own heartfelt (or unhinged) message.
Category: Funny Cards / Bundle / Mixed Occasions
What will you receive?
You will receive six hilarious greeting cards and six kraft envelopes — ready to gift, mail, or hand over with a smirk.
Ideal Size
Not oversized and not too small, our cards are 7 x 5 inches, giving you plenty of space to write something meaningful… or chaotic.
Includes Kraft Envelope
Each card comes with a high-quality kraft envelope made from thick cardstock for a premium feel. Easy to write on, no bleeding through, and finished with an adhesive strip for easy sealing.
Made in the United States
Each card design is unique to our brand — hand-drawn and illustrated by local artists, then printed in Denver, Colorado using vivid inks on premium, thick cardstock for a high-quality feel.
