You're Trapped Forever

Name: You're Trapped Forever
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: SG000755
Price: 6.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

SG000755

$ 6.00 USD

Quantity

974 LEFT. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when they’re gone.

Please allow 1-2 business days for processing.

Capture the essence of eternal love with our hilarious wedding card. It's not just a card; it's a comical commentary on love's sweet captivity. Crafted from premium card stock with a smooth matte finish, this card offers a luxurious feel. The A7 size is perfect for your heartfelt message, and the funny writings inside will leave the newlyweds in stitches. Printed in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, this card comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Celebrate the union of love with a touch of humor that's as enduring as their commitment.

- Writing on inside, "Doomed to the marriage life. CONGRATULATIONS!"
- Perfect gift for friend, brother or groom-to-be
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior below the writing for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)

FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.