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Things I Love About You

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local_shipping Get it between Apr 16 - Apr 21

In this case, size does matter! Complement your significant other, husband, boyfriend, fiancé, or partner on their biggest and best qualities with our newest playfully humorous (and honest) card! Perfect to celebrate an anniversary, birthday, or Valentine’s Day, this amazing card pictures a pie chart mapping their best attributes: their dick, looks, and humor. Printed on high-quality recycled card stock and coated with a matte finish, this innocently inappropriate card expresses your penis appreciation and will leave that special someone with a boost of bedroom confidence. (You’ll thank us later).

- Writing on inside says, "And you're all mine"
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

Things I Love About You
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In this case, size does matter! Complement your significant other, husband, boyfriend, fiancé, or partner on their biggest and best qualities with our newest playfully humorous (and honest) card! Perfect to celebrate an anniversary, birthday, or Valentine’s Day, this amazing card pictures a pie chart mapping their best attributes: their dick, looks, and humor. Printed on high-quality recycled card stock and coated with a matte finish, this innocently inappropriate card expresses your penis appreciation and will leave that special someone with a boost of bedroom confidence. (You’ll thank us later).

- Writing on inside says, "And you're all mine"
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

$ 4.00 USD

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