Sending Something Sexy

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

SG000195
$ 5.50 USD
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You can't fit in the mail box so give this card to your significant other instead! This funny card features and image of a girl covering up with sheets. Made from sturdy card stock with a beautiful texture and high-quality finish, this card is blank on the inside, giving you plenty of space to write your own personal message. It comes in a standard A7 size of 5" x 7" and is printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock. Each card comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper, making it an eco-friendly choice. Give your significant other a gift they won't forget with Sleazy Greetings card.

- Perfect gift for boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or significant other
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-s

FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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