Party In My Pants - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

SG000061

Party In My Pants

Name: Party In My Pants
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: SG000061
Price: 6.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

$ 6.00 USD

-12 LEFT. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when they’re gone.

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Show off your good genes with the best gift you could ever give someone, the gift of you! Introducing the perfect anniversary, birthday, or Valentine’s Day card to invite a special someone into enjoying the “wonders of down under”. Surprise your partner, boyfriend, husband, significant other, girlfriend, wife, or significant other with this innocently naughty card. Printed on high-quality recycled card stock and coated with a matte finish, this sturdy card features a pair of celebratory jeans against a soft yellow backdrop and is written in trendy lettering.

- Writing on inside says, "Are you cumming?"
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Montana, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.