Party In My Pants

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

$ 5.50 USD

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Show off your good genes with the best gift you could ever give someone, the gift of you! Introducing the perfect anniversary, birthday, or Valentine’s Day card to invite a special someone into enjoying the “wonders of down under”. Surprise your partner, boyfriend, husband, significant other, girlfriend, wife, or significant other with this innocently naughty card. Printed on high-quality recycled card stock and coated with a matte finish, this sturdy card features a pair of celebratory jeans against a soft yellow backdrop and is written in trendy lettering.

- Writing on inside says, "Are you cumming?"
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Montana, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

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