Otter This World

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

$ 5.50 USD

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The perfect card to compliment someone on their best “ass-et” for an anniversary, birthday, or Valentine’s Day. Featuring two otters floating in space, send this playful card to celebrate the most “booty-full” people you know—a significant other, close friend, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, husband… Butt seriously, the options are endless! Made using only the highest quality recycled card stock and coated in a matte finish to honor the highest quality of butts, this card is sure to express your gratitude for humanity’s favorite body part.

- Writing on inside says, "I love you like no otter."
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Montana, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

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