His majestic roar keeps you tossing and turning at night, but you wouldn't want it coming from anyone else. However, you're one night away from smothering his f'ing head with your pillow. From the witty text on the front to the high-quality card stock and matte finish, this card is sure to impress. It's also blank inside, so you can write your own personal message. Each card is printed in Colorado, USA, on a paper matte stock and comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Give the gift of laughter and love with Sleazy Greetings cards.
- Perfect gift for boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or significant other
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)
