Jalapeno Your Pants

Name: Jalapeno Your Pants
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
Price: 5.5 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

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$ 5.50 USD

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Looking for a spicy birthday or anniversary card? Gift this cute little jalapeno shaking his maracas. This naughty card is coated with a matte finish to deliver a high-quality feel.

This punny jalapeño card is perfect for an anniversary, birthday, or just because! Give this card to your partner to let them know just exactly what it is you want! Made on recycled card stock and layered with a matte coating, this card features a cute but naughty jalapeño with an orange background.

- Blank inside.
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

You bring the occasion.
we bring the chuckles.

Let customers speak for us

from 156 reviews

Well made and quick delivery!

M.L.

Thanks A Shit Ton

09/26/2023

Super stoked!!

These cards are high quality and perfect for the people that I will give them to! Thank you so much!!!

A.H.

Joe Biden Sniffing

09/20/2023

Nice. High quality card

Excellent. Just what I expected

C.C.

The Slap

09/14/2023

Absolutely hilarious card!

C.M.

Fucking Fossil

09/14/2023

Funny

Funny card

K.K.

Have A Willy Great Birthday

09/13/2023

Perfect

These quality of these cards are better than anything you can find in a Hallmark store. The added benefit of adult humor and all I can say to describe them is, Perfect!

A.K.

No Longer Living In Sin

09/08/2023

I was unsure if the card would be offensive, but the young lady the card was given to LOVED IT...she couldn't believe it. Everyone at the table got a kick out of it. The quality of the card and envelope is nice, not cheap.

r.c.

The Slap

08/17/2023

EXACTLY AS DESCRIBED

GOOD QUALITY CARD STOCK, CLEAR AND CRISP PRINT,
REASONABLE PRICE AND FAST DERLIVERY. VERY PLEASED.

T.R.

Excellent In Bed

08/10/2023

Just the best!

If you’re going to buy a greeting card, why not get a high quality one? These are unique, well done, and worth it!

J.W.S.

Happy Birthday Bitch

08/04/2023

Birthday card

Birthday person love the card

R.B.

Fucking Fossil

07/26/2023

She cried.

My friend had tears in her eye she laughed so hard. Mission accomplished. Thank you.

J.C.

5 Cats Think You're A Cunt

07/25/2023

Fast shipping exactly as stated

Hot Chocolate and Marshmallows

07/19/2023

Great foor a Lady wth Hooters

She liked it!

B.C.

Tit's Your Birthday

07/15/2023

Cute card!

The card arrived and it was just as pictured!! The card was on very nice card stock and the color was incredible!! It came really quickly! Would highly recommend Sleazy Greetings!!!*****

B.H.

Crocs And Socks

07/06/2023

Great card 😊

m.m.

New Hizzle Home

07/04/2023