Jalapeno Your Pants

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

$ 5.50 USD

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Looking for a spicy birthday or anniversary card? Gift this cute little jalapeno shaking his maracas. This naughty card is coated with a matte finish to deliver a high-quality feel.

This punny jalapeño card is perfect for an anniversary, birthday, or just because! Give this card to your partner to let them know just exactly what it is you want! Made on recycled card stock and layered with a matte coating, this card features a cute but naughty jalapeño with an orange background. 

- Blank inside.
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

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