SG000042

Jalapeno Your Pants

Name: Jalapeno Your Pants
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: SG000042
Price: 6.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

$ 6.00 USD

-479 LEFT. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when they’re gone.

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Looking for a spicy birthday or anniversary card? Gift this cute little jalapeno shaking his maracas. This naughty card is coated with a matte finish to deliver a high-quality feel.

This punny jalapeño card is perfect for an anniversary, birthday, or just because! Give this card to your partner to let them know just exactly what it is you want! Made on recycled card stock and layered with a matte coating, this card features a cute but naughty jalapeño with an orange background.

- Blank inside.
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.