Happy Birthday You Were Once Just A Speck Of Jizz

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

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$ 5.50 USD
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This filthy birthday card is perfect for your friend that needs a laugh. This card folds to 5-inches by 7-inches and comes with a matching kraft envelope that perfectly compliments the color and texture of the card. Sleazy Greeting cards are designed and illustrated in the USA on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish.

- Blank on inside.
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

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