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Fuck You Raw
Fuck You Raw

Fuck You Raw

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

SG000120
$ 5.50 USD
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Chef Gordon Ramsay has been saying it for years. Made from sturdy card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel. It's the perfect way to get a smile and get your point across in a sweet way.


- Blank inside.
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

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from 163 reviews
Best card!

This is the funniest card I’ve seen a while! It’s totally going to make me win card of the year!!

M.A.
Sleazy Greetings

Great stuff

N.M.
Christmas Lights

The best just get it

N.M.
Slap Christmas

Well made and quick delivery!

M.L.
Thanks A Shit Ton
Super stoked!!

These cards are high quality and perfect for the people that I will give them to! Thank you so much!!!

A.H.
Joe Biden Sniffing
Nice. High quality card

Excellent. Just what I expected

C.C.
The Slap

Absolutely hilarious card!

C.M.
Fucking Fossil
Funny

Funny card

K.K.
Have A Willy Great Birthday
Perfect

These quality of these cards are better than anything you can find in a Hallmark store. The added benefit of adult humor and all I can say to describe them is, Perfect!

A.K.
No Longer Living In Sin

I was unsure if the card would be offensive, but the young lady the card was given to LOVED IT...she couldn't believe it. Everyone at the table got a kick out of it. The quality of the card and envelope is nice, not cheap.

r.c.
The Slap
EXACTLY AS DESCRIBED

GOOD QUALITY CARD STOCK, CLEAR AND CRISP PRINT,
REASONABLE PRICE AND FAST DERLIVERY. VERY PLEASED.

T.R.
Excellent In Bed
Just the best!

If you’re going to buy a greeting card, why not get a high quality one? These are unique, well done, and worth it!

J.W.S.
Happy Birthday Bitch
Birthday card

Birthday person love the card

R.B.
Fucking Fossil
She cried.

My friend had tears in her eye she laughed so hard. Mission accomplished. Thank you.

J.C.
5 Cats Think You're A Cunt

Fast shipping exactly as stated

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