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Baddest Bitch I Know

Name: Baddest Bitch I Know
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: SG000003
Price: 6.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

SG000003

$ 6.00 USD

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Introducing our latest Mother’s Day card! Give your momma bear this humorous card to tell her just how bear-y grateful you are for her! Featuring a baby bear riding on top of a mother bear in a mountainous field of flowers, this card is sure to be this year’s funny family favorite. Just in case she doesn’t catch onto the lingo, it only means good things! Made on recycled card stock and layered with a matte coating, this high-quality card is the perfect way to express your appreciation and send a well-earned laugh to your mom.

- Writing on inside says, "Thanks for always being the best momma bear."
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in the USA on matte paper stock
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

FAQs

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What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.